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Funny words of wisdom about work
Funny words of wisdom about work













Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out. I would rather lose you than the argument. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers. My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Mark TwainĪ lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

funny words of wisdom about work

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. Bill Murray I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I invite you to STOP, take a break, and enjoy a funny video or show of one of your favorite comedian.

funny words of wisdom about work

Most of us, myself included, are always living the next-thing-next-thing-next-thing, without stopping. With the seriousness and busyness of modern life, it’s too easy to forget the importance and benefits of relaxing, chilling, and having fun with friends.

funny words of wisdom about work

Isn’t it great when you have a truly good laugh?ĭon’t you have the impression that time stops and you’re 100% in the moment, appreciating it? A few quick thoughts on fun and laughing…















Funny words of wisdom about work